Oh stepstool
You make me feel cool
You make me drop out of school
So enraptured by you
In a place - where i feel smaller
When I'm with you - you make me feel taller
Oh stepstool
Do you rule?
Rip off T-rex and sing woo-woo
Take places with you
In a place - where I feel smaller
When I'm with you - you make me feel taller
And here is when
you laid down yr axe (maybe i say 'ass')
There you were on yr knees
I was laying on my back
We could make a perfect chair, yeah
We could make a perfect chair, yeah